The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Whiny Unfed
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Quarto Publishing Group USA, 2017.
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eBook
ISBN
9780760359709
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Available Online
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APA Citation, 7th Edition (style guide)
Mike Spohr., Mike Spohr|AUTHOR., & Heather Spohr|AUTHOR. (2017). The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Whiny Unfed . Quarto Publishing Group USA.
Chicago / Turabian - Author Date Citation, 17th Edition (style guide)Mike Spohr, Mike Spohr|AUTHOR and Heather Spohr|AUTHOR. 2017. The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Whiny Unfed. Quarto Publishing Group USA.
Chicago / Turabian - Humanities (Notes and Bibliography) Citation, 17th Edition (style guide)Mike Spohr, Mike Spohr|AUTHOR and Heather Spohr|AUTHOR. The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Whiny Unfed Quarto Publishing Group USA, 2017.
MLA Citation, 9th Edition (style guide)Mike Spohr, Mike Spohr|AUTHOR, and Heather Spohr|AUTHOR. The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Whiny Unfed Quarto Publishing Group USA, 2017.
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Grouped Work ID | 436b5c8f-259a-6016-53d8-7eadeb071836-eng |
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Full title | toddler survival guide complete protection from the whiny unfed |
Author | spohr mike |
Grouping Category | book |
Last Update | 2023-12-08 17:06:40PM |
Last Indexed | 2024-04-27 03:00:11AM |
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Last Used | Jul 20, 2023 |
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