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Accelerated Reader
IL: MG - BL: 4.9 - AR Pts: 5
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English
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"My fellow Americans, When I was running for President, I said you should vote for me because I didn't know anything about politics . . . or how to raise taxes . . . or how to ruin the economy. I didn't know how to get us into a war. I said you should vote for me because I didn't know anything. Well, that was two months ago, and I'm very proud to say that . . . I still don't know anything. Let's face it: I'm a kid. I'm going to need a lot of help....
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My weird school volume 11
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.8 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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Something weird is going on!
First the school bus gets a flat tire, and then Mrs. Kormel is totally lost in the middle of nowhere! Mrs. Kormel is the weirdest bus driver in the history of the world, and she's driving everyone crazy!
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My weird school volume 10
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.6 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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In this tenth book in the bestselling My Weird School series, A.J. and his friends at Ella Mentry School are getting a new science teacher! His name is Mr. Docker, and he's clearly a mad scientist. He does nutty experiments and has a demented, cackling laugh. Plus, he invented a car that runs on potatoes! Something weird is going on. Is Mr. Docker trying to take over the world? Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely...
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My weird school volume 6
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English
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With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
It's time to jam in this sixth book in the My Weird School series. Thanks to their teacher, Mr. Hynde, music class is awesome! He can rap, break-dance, and even play bongo drums on the principal's shiny, bald head. But then he goes too far when he tries to make A.J. kiss Andrea in the school play. Yuck! Will A.J. survive?
Perfect for reluctant readers and word...
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My weird school volume 8
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.8 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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Something weird is going on!
Ms. LaGrange talks funny, and she's from some other country called France! She thinks the vomitorium is a fancy restaurant! Plus she's writing secret messages in the mashed potatoes. Ms. LaGrange is the weirdest lunch lady in the history of the world!
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My weird school volume 3
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English
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With more than 11 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
In the third book of the original My Weird School series, the new librarian Mrs. Roopy might be A.J.'s craziest teacher yet! Before class begins, they find her dressed first as President George Washington and then Little Miss Muffet. And Mrs. Roopy won't even admit that it's her! Can A.J. and his class help their very troubled librarian before she does something...
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My weird school volume 9
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.8 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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Something weird is going on!
Miss Lazar likes to dance around the school with a mop! She has a secret room down in the basement where she keeps the bad kids. She says cleaning throw-up is fun! Miss Lazar is the weirdest custodian in the history of the world!
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My weird school volume 2
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English
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With more than 11 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In the second book of the original My Weird School series, Principal Klutz goes nuts! He wants to climb to the top of the Ella Mentry School flagpole. He even kissed a pig on the lips and painted his baldhead orange. And now he wants to bungee jump off the roof of the school dressed as Santa Claus! Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, bestselling...
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My weird school volume 5
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.6 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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With more than 11 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
In the fifth book of the original My Weird School series, Ella Mentry's gym teacher, Miss Small, is teaching A.J., Andrea, and the gang about fitness. But how can anyone stay in shape juggling scarves, balancing feathers, and doing the Chicken Dance? Whatever happened to freeze tag or dodgeball?
Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, bestselling...
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My weird school volume 16
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.9 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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Something weird is going on! It's Poetry Month! And Ms. Coco, who runs the gifted and talented program, is poetry crazy! She cries when she sees a sunset! She thinks boys should have feelings! She talks in rhyme! All the time! Will A.J.'s life ever be normal again?
11) Ms. Todd Is Odd!
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My weird school volume 12
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.9 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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Something weird is going on! Ms. Todd is subbing, and A.J. and his friends are sure she kidnapped Miss Daisy so she could take over her job. They're going to have to do the detective work to get the goods on her. But it won't be easy! Ms. Todd is the weirdest substitute teacher in the history of the world!
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My weird school volume 1
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 4.3 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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With more than 11 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
In the first My Weird School book ever, second-grade teacher Miss Daisy is in over her head. She doesn't even know how to add or subtract! But the kids have other things on their minds. Principal Klutz has promised that if they read a million pages in books, they can turn the school into a video-game arcade for one whole night!
Perfect for reluctant readers...
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My weird school volume 13
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.8 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
It's Mischief Night in this thirteenth book in the My Weird School series! Ella Mentry School's secretary, Mrs. Patty, gives out the best Halloween candy in the history of the world! So A.J. decides to go to her home for more! The only problem is that her house is haunted! People say she's a witch and her husband is a ghost. Is it worth A.J.'s risking his life...
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My weird school volume 4
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.6 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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In the fourth book of the original My Weird School series, art teacher Ms. Hannah shows A.J. and the gang that art is everywhere! She wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out. And even makes A.J. draw a picture with smelly, tattletale Andrea! Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's insanely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don't miss any more hilarious...
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My weird school volume 7
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.5 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
In this seventh book in the My Weird School series, A.J. has his first crush! And it's on the school nurse, Mrs. Cooney. She is the most beautiful and nicest lady in the history of the world. But are her charms just a cover for her secret identity as an international spy? Will A.J.'s love for Mrs. Cooney win out over his love for America?
Perfect for reluctant...
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My weird school volume 20
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English
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Something groovy is going on! It's Valentine's Day! And Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, put a love potion in the water fountain. Now teachers are flirting with each other! Girls are asking boys out on dates! Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea? Not if he can help it. Yuck!
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My weird school volume 15
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.7 - AR Pts: 1
Language
English
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Something weird is going on! It's Presidents' Day! And Mr. Macky, the reading specialist, actually expects A.J. and his friends to read stuff about the presidents! Not only that, but he lives in a log cabin and thinks he's Abraham Lincoln! Is he for real?
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My weird school volume 14
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 4 - AR Pts: 1
Language
English
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With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
In this fourteenth book in the My Weird School series, A.J. and his friends are getting into the holiday spirit! Their Spanish teacher, Miss Holly, loves to celebrate holidays like Christmas, Kwanzaa, and Hanukkah. But then she starts hanging mistletoe everywhere! Do you know what happens under there? Boys will have to kiss girls. And girls will have to kiss...
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