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Accelerated Reader
IL: MG - BL: 4.9 - AR Pts: 5
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English
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"My fellow Americans, When I was running for President, I said you should vote for me because I didn't know anything about politics . . . or how to raise taxes . . . or how to ruin the economy. I didn't know how to get us into a war. I said you should vote for me because I didn't know anything. Well, that was two months ago, and I'm very proud to say that . . . I still don't know anything. Let's face it: I'm a kid. I'm going to need a lot of help....
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Accelerated Reader
IL: MG - BL: 4.1 - AR Pts: 2
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English
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We, the members of the Get Rich Quick Club, in order to form a more perfect summer, vow that we will figure out a way to make a million dollars by September. We agree that neither rain nor snow nor gloom of night will prevent us from achieving our stated goal, till death do us part. Gina Tumolo and her Get Rich Quick Club are determined to make their summer pay off. They're going to make a pact and hatch a scheme, and their small-town life will never...
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My weirder school volume 5
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English
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My Weirder School weirder than ever! A hot new reality show, The Real Teachers of Ella Mentry, is filming at school. Everybody wants to win the TV show's grand prize! The weird director, Ms. Beard, tells the teachers and students to act normal. Yeah, like that's gonna happen!
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Funny Boy faces his biggest threat yet: a plaque attack! Funny Boy's super-powered sense of humor has saved the world from airsick aliens, bubble-brained barbers, and a chain of chitchatting cheeses. It's even won him the love of his life: Tupper Camembert. But this riddle-flinging superhero's work is far from over. When the president of the United States is summoned for a cleaning with Dr. Denny the dentist, he knows something is wrong: he doesn't...
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Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 2.5 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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A new series of Level Two I Can Read titles based on Dan Gutman's My Weird School series. Mr. Cooper's class is getting a pet! Alexia hopes it is something cool, like a snake. But is she ready to take care of the pet, or will it be one weird mess? Join A.J. and the gang from Ella Mentry School as they show young readers why they attend the weirdest-and most fun!-school around. My Weird School: Class Pet Mess is a Level Two I Can Read book, geared...
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A new series of Level Two I Can Read titles based on Dan Gutman's My Weird School series, which has sold more than 12 million books! Mr. Cooper's class is having a talent show. But A.J. has a problem-he doesn't have a talent! What will he do when the big day comes? Join A.J. and the gang from Ella Mentry School as they show young readers why they attend the weirdest-and most fun!-school around. My Weird School: Talent Show Mix-Up is a Level Two I...
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My weird school daze volume 3
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.7 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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It's the start of a new school year in this third book in the My Weird School Daze series. And A.J.'s third-grade teacher, Mr. Granite, is out of this world! He's a super genius who dresses weird, talks weird, and acts even weirder. He seems to know literally everything, which only makes the students at Ella Mentry School wonder… Is he a computer posing as a person, or does he come from another planet? Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers...
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My weird school daze volume 2
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.5 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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In the second book in My Weird School Daze-the hilarious second arc of the My Weird School series-A.J. is taking a much-needed summer vacation with his family. But all bets are off when Andrea and her family rent the beach house next door. Not even the funny beach lifeguard Mr. Sunny can save them from this weird summer! Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's insanely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone....
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Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 2.4 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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This fun Level Two I Can Read book, geared toward kids who read on their own but still need a little help, is based on Dan Gutman's My Weird School series, which has sold more than 12 million books! A.J. and Andrea are taking a class trip to the museum! Their museum guide has been warned that one of them might misbehave. But who will it be? Join A.J. and Andrea from Ella Mentry School on this hilarious field trip as they show young readers why they...
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My weird school daze volume 11
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.8 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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In this eleventh book of the My Weird School Daze series, A.J.'s mom has a new job! That means A.J. will have to go to After School Kids' Kare. And Mr. Tony, the guy who runs it, is totally weird. He wants to get into the Guinness Book of World Records by making the world's largest pizza! Will A.J. and the gang be able to tunnel out of the child-care room and escape to freedom? Run for your lives! Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike,...
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My weirder school volume 2
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.5 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
In this second book in the My Weirder School series, everything seems to be on the fritz, including the teachers! Luckily, Mr. Harrison, the tech guy at Ella Mentry School, can fix anything: computers, phones, pencil sharpeners. He can also build anything, like a solar-powered umbrella! But when the power goes out in the school, everyone is yelling and screaming...
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Funny Boy volume 1
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English
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The funniest alien in the universe lands on the galaxy's weirdest planet: Earth. On the planet Crouton, kids never have to straighten their rooms or make their own beds. That's because their rooms aren't crooked, and when they need beds, they just buy them. It's a pretty neat place. But when Funny Boy, a Croutonian smart-aleck with the galaxy's best sense of humor, shoots his brother with a spitball, his parents strap him into a spaceship and blast...
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My weird school daze volume 12
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.5 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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The weirdness never stops! Oh no! Kids are getting too unhealthy, so Ella Mentry School has hired a health teacher to help the kids eat right and exercise. Ms. Leakey is a real health nut. She makes a punching bag filled with junk food! She designs a robot that smokes and drinks! She opens up a fast food restaurant that sells broccoli burgers! She puts sunscreen on her car!
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My weirdest school volume 8
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.7 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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In this eighth book in the new My Weirdest School series, it's Grandparents Day at Ella Mentry School! Alexia's grandmother Mrs. Master makes weird inventions for a living, but A.J. and the gang come up with the weirdest invention of all. And they're going to make a bazillion dollars from it! Will they succeed? Or will their great big idea be flushed down the drain? Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My...
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Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.3 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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The weirdness never stops! The security guard at Ella Mentry School has gone off the deep end! Somebody is stealing peanut butter and jelly sandwiches from the vomitorium, and Officer Spence is on the case. He's arresting everybody in sight! Somebody is going to go to jail! Who is it? You'll have to read the book to find out.
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Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.6 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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The weirdness never stops! The new vice principal of Ella Mentry School has some crazy ideas on how to teach kids. A.J. and the gang have to stand on their heads while they do math! They have to take a spelling test underwater! Everybody has to do yoga! Could it possibly get any weirder?
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Series
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.4 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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The weirdness never stops!
Ella Mentry School's counselor wants everybody to stop arguing and get along with one another. He wants everybody to be polite! He wants everybody to live in peace and harmony! What is his problem? Now the boys have to play with dolls! The girls have to play with action figures! And that's only the start of Dr. Brad's weird methods. . . .
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My weird school volume 11
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.8 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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Something weird is going on!
First the school bus gets a flat tire, and then Mrs. Kormel is totally lost in the middle of nowhere! Mrs. Kormel is the weirdest bus driver in the history of the world, and she's driving everyone crazy!
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My weirder school volume 12
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.9 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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With more than 10 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! For A.J. and the gang at Ella Mentry School, weirdness and fun are all part of the routine. In this twelfth book in the outrageously funny My Weirder School series, Principal Klutz hires a talent coach, Mrs. Lane, to help the kids prepare for the Ella Mentry School talent show. But what will A.J.'s talent be? And what happens when Mrs. Lane tries to steal the...
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